Booty Call Rules

**smarty** · March 9th, 2006, 09:57 PM

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have [censored] to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" [censored] - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your [censored] business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your [censored] leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your [censored] up, get dressed and go the **** home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no f.ucking. Carry your [censored] home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your [censored].

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS* The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly [censored] understands the rules.

Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
Noterary ..1 Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
Noterary ..2 (Back up... Just in case you don't get how serious this is) Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________

*Note... THERE IS NO FINE PRINT!

**PVVikeFan** · March 9th, 2006, 11:24 PM

Thaty was pretty good [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

March 10th, 2006, 11:21 AM

Haha that is alright... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
And you know a lot of people wouldn't fess up. But more truth to that than some would care to fess up to... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]